Tweets
    When the waiter brings our food, and mine looks way better than everyone else’s

    Hold your applause.

    Waking up to the hot guy/girl from the bar last night


    And they’re still hot in the morning

    BOOM SHAKALAKALAKAH!

    When I hear the person next to me opening up a candy wrapper


    And I’m just like 

    oh hai.

    In undergrad, when I realized a hot senior was graduating

    whatshouldwecallme:

    gbaby, you got that?

    When my relatives start asking me why I haven’t found a nice boyfriend yet

    whatshouldwecallme:

    I’m like, 

    just gimme the damn bottle

    When it doesn’t work out with a guy


    In high school I was like, 

    Now I’m like, 

    so true.

    When Dr. Dre comes on

    whatshouldwecallme:

    Me:

    My parents:

    uhm, a-fricking-men

    Hearing someone call your name

    whatshouldwecallme:

    Other girls: 

    Me: 

    When the waiter forgets to bring something I ordered

    whatshouldwecallme:

    No matter what else is in front of me, I’m just like, 

    delicate